what.

May 24th, 2013 at 11:26PM

God dammit its cold here camping. come here and cuddle me

May 24th, 2013 at 5:49PM

Yes camping is a ~~fucking~~ ~~blast~~ (save me please)

May 23rd, 2013 at 12:47PM

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute

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May 23rd, 2013 at 11:30AM

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May 23rd, 2013 at 8:57AM

deadpools:

giemma:

deadpools:

how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????

*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole

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May 23rd, 2013 at 7:40AM

me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
me: i didn't even finish my order
chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
me: what

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May 23rd, 2013 at 6:23AM

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May 23rd, 2013 at 3:50AM

dbsjew:

apolitepunk:

cauterizewithkisses:

snowbuntingg:

When I’m sad I remember this video exists that despite me not knowing the man who created this… he understands.

Fucking hell this is lovely. If you have a spare 7 minutes, which we all fucking do don’t lie, watch this.

It’s been a while since spoken word has made me cry.

fuck